The wrong braces!
An elderly customer came in to withdraw some cash but had forgotten his pin number. He then rolled up his jumper to find out his pin number that he has written on his braces.
“Damn”, he said, “I’ve got the wrong braces on today.”
Lost property today was a walking stick.
It was claimed late in the day as the customer had not realised until she got to the hospital that she had not got it with her…….can’t look too sound on a check-up!
No fish today.
Frank the fish man parks in the street every Friday selling his fresh fish; however, he has gone into hospital for an operation so no fresh fish 3 weeks.
The White Horse in Bampton is getting a bit of an eyesore as it has been closed for a while and local businesses are hoping the owner tidies it up.
I thought I would sort out the problem so I popped out to lunchtime and resolved the issue at a stroke.
Look what I have done http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2zqvJoqqno