One of many things I have to do as a subpostmaster is commit fraud.
It’s that time of year when mummy doesn’t want her daughter to feel left out on February 14th.
Therefore it is my duty to write Valentine cards for mum in handwriting her daughter will not recognise.
Whilst serving a mother, with two children, a couple of stamps, the young boy said to mum “look there is a mug like daddies, pointing to my Corrie mug”. Mum replied “another saddo!”.
I said “thanks! you want to see the reaction when my mobile phone rings” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huPdTlNtkCw